We hope his granda will forgive him for this little bit of poetic licence and downright honesty.
 

His name is Neil and he is medium in both width and height. He has grey hair and a white coat. He is very rich and owns a factory, two houses, three cars, a bit of an airport, a forest and lots more. My Granda buys me comics and sweets too. When he was young he used to give my Daddy a hard time. One time he chucked a brush at him. Mark  (my Daddy’s brother) was in the way and the brush broke over his back.
Granda spends a lot of money on his hair but he only buys shampoo and wax and not dye. (God knows why!) He also has a collection of old antiques like. One time he had a priceless mandolin, he loved. One evening he put it on a chair while he went to the shop. When he came back he forgot it was there and sat on it. The effect it had on my Granda was not a pretty sight.